Rules For Single Ladies

"Personal hygiene is part of the package" -Jim Carey

"If he says he isn't ready for a relationship,

believe him"

"JUST BECAUSE SOME CUTE GIRLS (OR GUYS)

LIKE THE BIZARRE CRAP LIKE YOU DO DOESNT

MAKE HER YOUR SOULMATE" - Rachel, in 500 days of Summer

"She's got the gaps, i got the gaps.

Together we fill gaps." - Rocky Balboa, in Rocky

"Guys are like subway trains. Don't run after them;

another one is on its way"

"God wouldn't have given you Maracas if he didn't want you to shake 'em" - penny, in Dirty Dancing

Let's shake it.